Hey, Very long time lurker who's having a change of heart.

[Gilgamesh]

As for a more.. Fucked up and perverted hobby. My step sister lives with us on and off(long story), When she does she masturbates a lot. She leaves her panties in the bathroom because she doesn't have a hamper, and almost every time i see her go into the bathroom , i wait a few minutes and go in to see if she changed them. She normally does, so i quickly shove her still warm panties in my mouth and jerk off very hard. That is very very perverted and it makes my heart beat like a jack hammer.

...that'd make a good story. Just give her a cock and let her catch you. (Yeah yeah...I like that.)

Seriously though, welcome to the cool non-lurking side of the forum. Welcome.