A Sudden Penis Entry!

[Super Magical Space Penis]

You're most welcome here on FP, so...


Welcome!

Thank you!

Well damn, they'll let anyone in here! There goes the neighborhood! LOL (just kidding!)

That's about what I expected...

It's great to have ya here, SMSP!

(To those who may not be aware, I've known SMSP at another board for quite some time and we are both major comic book aficionados from way back. I can't think of anyone more depraved, hardcore, perverted, and deranged than SMSP, so as you can imagine, I'm quite thrilled to see a colleague appear here out of the blue!)

*sniffs* That's... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me... *lip wobbles*

Looking forward to seeing more of your stories here, SMSP, and your hilarious posts are always welcome!

Already posted!

CORN!!!!

*masturbates furiously upon seeing the word*

You want to have sex with pitchforks and torches?

Hmmmmm

That's kind of unusual, but if it makes you happy, why should I care!

//Breaks out the farm implements and the lube.

Welcome to FP.

Now that you mention it... *makes an addition to his Master List of Personal Fetishes*


Thanks for the warm welcome, everybody!