Welcome to Simple German Phrases. Today's phrases can be used in a garden picnic:

Wo ist mein Löffel? - Where is my spoon?


Die Himbeeren sind lecker - The raspberries are tasty.


Ich habe einen Schraubenzieher in meinem Arsch verloren - I lost a screwdriver in my ass.

Hey, just making a thread to say hello to everyone. I stumbled across the site a few days ago and really love it here, really glad I did. Hope to contribute here after a while when I have a futa collection of my own.

I'm Djiceman80

I love Hentai

I love Shemales

I love futas.

Hi there! Im just new to the site and it looks great, cant wait to meet people and look at my favorite thing...Futa! ^^

Anyway, have fun and I hope I get to know some of you better!

Nice site, nice people.

Hi, i discoverd this place by a signature of soemone in another "toons" forum.
Very nice.
I*m writing fanfictions about Sailormoon and a Pokemon character (Misty!!) and alwaysneed newinspirations, and since they contain alot of Futanari, I am pretty glad i found this place!!

hello there! just wanted to say hi! i've been to this place for a while, and it's one of the best boards on the net. thanks a lot for sharing my passion. you guys rock!

sorry for my bad english, it sucks a bit. =)

sincere thanks to all of you and happy easter,

the bad_duck

Hi, Im screamingindarkness (No, I'm not an emo or anything) Ive liked -and fapped- to futa for maybe one and a half/ 2 years. (not into FutaxMale though. All the rest is fine.)

I can't believe I found a place that has great futa resources and can get me some good stuff to watch.

Hey. Just wandered in here from 7chan's Futanari board. Don't mind me, I'm just looking around for now.