Well then, I won't prolong it...

Hello, everybody! My name's... well, all you English-speaking friends can call me Matt. That's probably the easiest equivalent to use. I'm 21 and currently living in Poland. What brought me here? I don't have a single answer for that. I wasn't looking specifically for futa-related stuff; hopping from one site to the other brought me here. Although, I started my journey here from Fenoxo's "Trials In Tainted Space".

Now, a few things about me: I'm a male, and I feel male. I consider myself pansexual hetero-romantic; meaning, I can screw with anyone, but when it comes to love and relationship, I only desire women (or futa for that matter ;D). Also, while you most probably will find me in roleplay section, trying to have some online fun - don't cross me out for a chat about completely non-erotic things. I'm as quick to change interests as the wind. One moment I can be in a middle of steamy RP session, but just seconds later I can calm down and talk about education and my plans for the future. It's probably the skill I'm most proud of: the ability to adapt to anyone. Also, although I'm trying to be otherwise, I'm a big softie: I love to cuddle, kiss, and everything petting related. Sometimes even more than actual sex.

Now, for some non-sexual stuff: This July I'm graduating from college with a bachelor in English teaching. I love books (fantasy, mostly), music (rock, metal, a bit of classical), more books, video games, books... Oh, did I mention books? Yeah, I also would love to be a writer one day. If anyone's interested in Polish culture (though I doubt), I will be happy to answer all the questions!

So... I guess that's all - go ahead, fire at will!

Hey there,


I found this forum while looking into some of cmacleod's games. I'm not usually active on forums, really, but considering 90% of the porn I consume is camped in futanari (et al.) territory, I figure I've got a lot of incentive to frequent this place.

I write a lot in my spare time but I've never done anything erotic; that said, I don't know if I'll be contributing anything worthwhile. I'm assuming I'll mostly lurk around and banter where I can, so this introduction is probably more exposure than I'll get for a while. I find the futanari fetish in general draws a hugely varying crowd, so I'm excited to interact and get to know the crowd here, all smut aside. I'm a passionate fan of music and I'm working towards a degree in composition, so feel free to strike up a conversation about music with me at any time. My personal favorite genres are jazz, swing, and blues, but I've strong interests in dozens of musical categories besides, so I don't feel over-specialized despite a strong preference towards the first three.

To wax anecdotal, the story behind it is still curious to me in that I almost loathed music growing up. It was a distraction, nothing more, and all the people who claimed that music was integral to their daily lives were essentially just a whole lot of wasted productivity. I joined the school orchestra in 6th grade only because my other elective options were General Studies, Band, and Art. I didn't care for droning elective discourse, and I figured I could learn to draw on my own time, so that left the music classes, and the uniform stringed instruments of Orchestra seemed much more elegant than the drastically varying instruments of Band. I did it mostly for the cool factor, in short, but after two years of learning upright bass I started listening more closely and appreciating the intelligence of musical composition, the power of counterpoint and harmony, in a musical awakening of sorts, and suddenly all kinds of music were calling out, tugging at me emotionally and mentally. I had never experienced that kind of preoccupation with a hobby before, so it really hammered the idea of music into my consciousness as something unique and important. I still play upright bass and have been teaching myself piano, guitar, and percussion, and as I said before, I'm looking to make a career out of music, so things have really turned 180 degrees compared to my younger mindset.

I make a hobby of film and literature as well. Sardonic, satirical, and existential pieces are my forte, so authors like Stendhal and Sartre as well as filmmakers like Kubrick and Lubitsch are among my favorites. If I had to choose favorite individual films, my top three might be Eyes Wide Shut, Sans Soleil, and Whatever Works, if that gives you any indication of my taste. Per literature (a much more difficult ranking in my opinion), the list would certainly include Le Rouge et le Noir, Huis Clos, and Stranger in a Strange Land. I also play video games, chiefly strategy and RPG, though I've only really had time for low-impact browser games like Supremacy 1914 and WarLight recently. In my search for classic literature and films as well as CDs, tapes, and records that suit my tastes, all on a tight budget, naturally I've also become quite the thrift store sniper. Other than these, I've variously been learning Japanese, Spanish, German, and Russian over the years; progress has been steady if slow. If you couldn't tell from all that, my life's goal is essentially to become the most pretentious polyglot who ever lived. :16:

On the topic of sex and futanari, I think the unique psychology of it is what appeals to me. I'm sexually attracted to women, but, having a penis myself, I empathize most with male pleasure, so seeing attractive women who are able to experience that kind of pleasure for themselves just hits all the right notes arousal-wise, which is of course very conducive to a satisfying pornographic experience. I don't really have that many kinks in real life, though. I strongly prefer sex with women, and while wilder (which does NOT entail rougher; I generally stand by the notion that forceful sex is better when you don't seem like you're trying to kill each other) is better, I don't really have any desire to explore specific fetishes in the sack, so I guess looking at pictures of chicks with dicks on the internet in my spare time is the craziest kink that I have. As far as what introduced me to it, I think I encountered it first during those pubescent years when everybody seemed to be really figuring out that sex was cool. I would browse image galleries of the most adult-sounding keywords I could muster (``xxx sex pictures`` or something similarly awful) and one day I came across an advertisement for Thai ladyboy Long Mint. The name being just mysterious enough to pique my interest, I checked out her website and was mystified. I didn't really comprehend what exactly I was looking at (I don't think I knew what the term `fetish` even meant); all I knew was that it really turned me on, more so than all the sweaty guys I had been seeing in regular porn (no matter how attractive their co-stars were). Blend my newfound interest in transsexual pornstars with a lifelong interest in anime and I was bound to stumble across futanari quickly afterwards. Perhaps because I encountered shemales before futanari, I'm actually a bit put off by futa artwork that doesn't feature balls. I'm all for hermaphroditic characters, but no matter how I slice it, penis sans scrotum just looks strange.

Oh yes, and last but not least: my name! If I set up my avatar correctly (I don't do forums often sri) then anyone who's watched Code Geass probably knows that I owe my username to Kallen Stadtfeld, a supporting character in the series. I was really caught up in Code Geass right around the time I started getting into futanari, and even now I still enjoy the series and occasionally draw names from the proverbial Code Geass hat for my online personas, so I figured one of my favorite characters (I'll be honest: part of it just stems from the fact that our first names are homophonic) from the show would be a good fit for a profile on a futanari forum. )

Anyway, thanks for reading this far! I'll add a(n extreme) tl;dr to wrap things up at the bottom. Here's to an enjoyable time in the community!



TL;DR: I'm a straight male, I like music and cheeky existentialism, I prefer balls on my futas and don't have any other kinks, and I'm new at the forum game so bear with me!

Hello All, I'm new here and looking for a good ..... good ....... )
so I hope that I can find and share what's best
Thank you

Hi! I'm Patchouli. I am a girl.

I'm from Canada, and I've been into futanari for a few years now. I can't quite remember what got me into it. I really like futa/girl pairings. I'm not really a big fan of anything involving men. I like petplay, exhibitionism, some gore and vore, things with a lot of cum.... I'm into a lot of things! I came here because a) I love futanari and b) I am interested in roleplaying...

Anyways! Yes! Hello.

Hello there everyone! I'm new here, just stumbled across this wonderful looking place a week ago, finally decided to join in on the fun! Looking forward to meeting all you wonderful people! If you want to chat feel free to send me a message!

While I was digging around I found this site and I'm looking forward to exploring. Hope I can make some friends here too. See yall round!!

Hello guys. I am here because I felt that this is a community that I want to be a part of for a very long time. I have a very big fetish into futanaris (especially pregnant ones) and I hope I can be comfortable in the community. I hope that you will welcome me with open arms.

Hi there everyone, I'm a big time futa fan who'd love to become part of FPs community.
Been into futas for a long time and this forum definitely looks like my kind of place... Although it seems like its seen better days, activity wise (what with most users online having been 2k+ and having only 100+ right now). That won't stop me from enjoying myself here though, its so fucking hard to find other people who share this fetish that even 100 is like a heaven to me. xD

Anyway, I don't want to make my introduction too long, so I'll end it here. If anyone wants to know more, feel free to check out the "about me" part of my profile.
Cya around.

Can somebody send me the link to the FP-Chatroom?

Hello strangers,

My name is Jason from Cali. I like to draw, may post a few things if I think they are good enough, play games, and explore the internet for smut. I was drawn to this site for... obvious reasons but directed here from the Corruption of Champions forum, great game by the way. I've had a fondness for futa since I read my first Doujin, many years ago, and have been hooked ever since. If I had to peg down my fondness for futa I’d say stemming from the albeit simple fact that it's the best of both worlds, at least my preferred version. My kinks are numerous and I would honestly have trouble naming them all, safe to say though I favor, roleplay, light bondage etc. I tend to avoid extremes such as scat, gore and the like not my cup of tea. With that said any mixture of pairings is fair game to me. I am ecstatic about getting into roleplay again, though I admit to being a tad rusty.

Looking forward to meeting you all. See ya.