Hi im kitsume i never officially made one of these *bows*

::looks up from tasteful leather-bound book::

Greetings. I'm Kreller, a sporadic lurker for a year or so. How are you this evening?

I called you all here so I could say hello and perhaps offer you some Rice Krispie squares and Gatorade. I'm just about to turn in, as soon as I finish reading this compilation volume of great literary classics.

::holds book aloft. A Tijuana Bible falls out, followed by a pair of handcuffs and a live chicken::

Those aren't mine. Anyway, I'm an attempted writer and successful procrastinator who spends much of his time watching great TV shows that end up getting cancelled. I was told about this helpful and extensive site some time ago by members of another forum.

Thank you, and good night. I need sleep now.

:183:im new, i live in Australia, 17 of age, listen to music constantly, luv guro and futanari

Hello everyone! yea so i have been a member of the forums for a few weeks, but finally thought i'd intro myself.

in terms of futa i honestly dont know how ppl could not like it, its just too hot. so im glad i found this site with its collection of futa and futa artists. thanks to those who created/update/donate to the forums!

anyways...just giving the intro. its nice to meet u all.

hey everyone just heard about this site while roamin

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Hello, hello, hello...
The names Matt, AKA Futavore, im a 24 year old fat guy who loves tasty futa and spends a bit too much time on his computer, lmao. I'm looking forward to posting with the great ones of this most wonderous palace. (gives a bow) thank you.

just browsing the net and stumbled upon here :] nice forums ^^

hey I'm Ginjiro and I'm sort of new to the whole Futapalace thing lol it is very nice to meet you all and I'm hoping to learn more from this place and of my new found friends lol

Is it even there anymore? I'm sorry if this is in the wrong place, but I don't know where else to put this.