I suppose it is about time I introduced myself, given of course that I joined back in October...

I am a software engineer (Linux and Windows) from Colorado. Like many enginerds I can be a self righteous bastard, even when I'm wrong. I ask but for your tolerance and occasionally your good graces.

On a side note I tag threads randomly (the tags aren't random, just which thread I tag) if you dislike the tags, then tag your thread first.

as the title reads. ^_^

Crap, no, I promised I wouldn't do any of that.

Right uh, not trolling, not trolling... Hi? That's something not-trolls say, right?

I usually only join forums to be a little seed of destruction, so joining one because I actually want to be part of the community is a bit of a new experience. It'd be unreasonable to ask for lower standards than others so I'll just do my best not to screw with people like I normally do, or even state my honest opinion, which tends to start flame wars whether I mean it or not.

I'm a bit of a Jekyll and Hide in terms of sexuality. I tend to be masculine and look down on femboys in everyday life but when it comes to the bedroom I'm pretty slutty, I suppose. It should go without saying after that, but yes, I'm here pretty much solely for the futa-on-male stuff.

I DO switch very occasionally, but when I do, well, make sure you can cash whatever checks you write.

I'm a writer, but it's pretty unlikely I'll ever actually contribute something to this site. When I do write, it's normally working on my current going-to-try-to-get-it-published 'book'. I've written lemons/porn fics in the past but not in ages, and probably not again until Take Ten Steps is finished.

RP is just about the opposite. I haven't done anything serious in a real long time, though I've kept up with the 'adult' stuff. I suppose I'm good, judging from feedback, which is probably just a bi-product of being a writer. That being said though I'm up for adult or more serious RP, provided the partner is good enough to make either interesting.

That'll about do for a bio, so uh, all that said, nice to meet y'all. All... 47,000 of you? Christ, that's a lot of members.

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NO. NO TROLLING, AND NO PUNS.

That's a lot of users. Damn, this is ha-... DIFFICULT.

FFUUUUUUU-

Hello everyone just wanted to say hello and talk a little about myself I always had a thing for futa for many years now and I think I found a site that would except me for who Iam. Besides futa I also have a thing for furry and cross dressing as well I'm pretty good at drawing so I be posting some of my drawings soon when I have enough to start a thread.

*smiles and waves hello with her big floppy cock*

Hello I am tracter and futanari palace is the most .

Hello, I'm noteb

hello,
I'm Xavier (xav), 31 from France, nice "meeting" you all!
Since long ago I've been loving futanari a LOT and role play as well, so it's a real pleasure this year starts by discovering this place and joining you.
just to complete, I love lactation fantasies too and have no taste for pain, oh and I don't know where my avatar's picture comes from, just found it on a site long ago and loved it

thank you for accepting me
May you have a great year ahead!

Hello everyone, my name is Chris and as you can see I'm from Texas and I'm 22 years old and I'm a Furry and Anthro artist from Fur Affinity. I am hoping to start drawing Herms and she males soon :9:

As for how I discovered the place, a good friend of mine shown me this place recently

Greetings, y'all. Guess I've known this place was here for a long while, but I've just now decided to give it a shot.