I've been here for awhile. I just come, lurk a while then get wrapped up something else and always seem to drift away. Sad..smh. But I'm back now and all I have to do is start lurking...finding my way around the place and enjoy the beauty I have been lacking for so long. All over again. *runs away sobbing* :23:

Just kidding, i'm not your daddy. Well atleast i don't think so, though i could probably give you a good spanking if you've been naughty.
Of course it's always better if i leave that to the capable staff here. Maybe i'll get a spanking after they read this post?.

So i should probably make some sort of introduction about now.
Well i think it's best if i just open the door to my brain a tinsy little bit, don't want you to run for the hills screaming.

I like words, i would describe myself as odd. I don't like "normal". Like, grow up, get a wife, 2-3 children, house, 1-2 cars and so on. I carve my own path in history.
People who say i'm not "normal" i respond "Oh, you mean mediocre?"
I like kinky too, thats a great word. Just say it, it makes a perfect finish to plant a wet one.
Usually i don't say much, i prefer to spy with my little eye. (get it?)
Oh well that's what i mean by odd.
I'm old enough to be distrusted, to be excluded forever from the magical community of the short and beardless. But my inner child struggles on.
Probably best if i stop myself here for 2 reasons.
1. Wall of text.
2. The few that actually read this far is probably thinking: "Oh dear god make it stop!"

So i'll leave you with my quote (someone might have said this before me and it just been so long so i made it my own).

A man's body is a tool, A woman's is a work of art.

-daddy o



DISCLAIMER: The author of this post is subject to the highest law. The law of stupidity: People will say/write stupid things and the author in no way excludes himself from that fact.

Hey all! just mayed a new account here. Huge futa fan; looking forward to seeing what this place has to offer.

+1 to new members
Hello there! I love hentai, futa and all those dirty things, that's why i'm here.
Really hope to find some ppl to chat and RP (never done that, but i want to start).

Already shared my pics (and made few mistakes ), so check them out!
Cheers

Been around for a little while just for the content, but am wanting to get out there for a little rp...*I grin somewhat* see ya'll soon!

Hello all. I've been into Futanari for a long while, trying to get my fix in various fashions, but I think humans in general have nailed it for me. I'm really shy about this entire idea and my current partner knows about this but right now I'm keeping it under wraps. I'm also an artist, I don't draw that great just yet, but soon I'll blossom to something beautiful. Like the a beautiful hermy drawing or something :9:

Just sayin hello to you all. ^^

~TSL

This seems like a pretty nice forum. I've had a friend recommend it to me, so I decided to join.

So, hello everyone! =3

Never got around to introducing myself, so here I go.

I'm 18 years old, I like manga, and my username is of the strongest spells from Konjiki no Gash/Zatch Bell.

Also, I like making jokes.

[URL="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lexaeus_(card).png"][Image: Lexaeus_%28card%29.png][/URL] Earth!
[URL="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/File:Axel_(card).png"][Image: Axel_%28card%29.png][/URL] Fire!
[URL="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/File:Xaldin_(card).png"][Image: Xaldin_%28card%29.png][/URL]Wind!
[URL="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/File:Demyx_(card).png"][Image: Demyx_%28card%29.png][/URL]Water!
[URL="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/File:Roxas_(card).png"][Image: Roxas_%28card%29.png][/URL]Heart!

GO PLANET!

[URL="http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/File:Xigbar_(card).png"][Image: Xigbar_%28card%29.png][/URL]By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!

hi,
First I would ask for patience, english is not my native language. not be surprised if I write something that does not make sense grammatically

well, let's go

hello am Nameless (you can call me Namy or Namnam. I do not care).
I was born and live in Brazil.
:p
Of course I also like anime (as sure as 2 and 2 are 4)
Among my favorites are Utena and Yuyu Hakusho (a classic)

I ended up finding you on Twitter ...
read some topics and I took the initiative to register.

no more ...
:15:

Здравствуйте, товари-... Ehr, I mean - Hello one and all!

I stumbled upon this forum just recently. Just wanted to put this here to be known to the community. You've got yourself yet a new member.