Futurama- Tristolian Orgy

“*sigh* Alright Professor I’ll bite. What’s it for?” The professor looked at The ship captain for a second slightly confused, “Wha? Oh It’s not for anything, I just thought it would be fun to invent… Why do you always need a reason you spoil sport? Also Good News everyone but Leela and Amy. I have a different invention for you to deliver to Tristol. The Tristolian Emperor asked for Amy by name on this one so the rest of you can take the rest of the day off since we don't deliver more then one package a day. "

Bender, Hermes, and Fry all pumped their fists and high fived before promptly jumping to their feet and walking out the door, leaving Leela and Amy at the circular table with zoidberg as the professor briefed them. "Now girls, this delivery is of the utmost importance and can not be deviated in any way. Leela you will fly Amy to Tristol where she will, in her Uniform that I bought for you all so you better start wearing them, disembark and deliver the package entirely by her self and not escorted in anyway. Amy will then present the invention to the Emperor and then press this button." Professor Farnsworth pointed to the only button on the small metal shoe box sized cube.

"Sounds simple enough. So Professor any idea why they asked for me specifically?" Amy accepted the box as the Professor threw his head back and began cackling madly before clearing his throat and responding, "Oh... no reason. Now off with you two." The Professor shuffled away in his slippers leaving the two female employees and the giant crab to contemplate the box.

Amy voiced her feelings on the mission to Leela as she looked the box over some more. "You know that stereotypical mad scientist laugh made me feel like there might actually be a reason."

Leela shrugged her shoulders, "I feel the same Amy but he also said there was no reason, and I think we can blindly trust the professor to not lead us into some kind of taboo sex trap." Amy agreed as they both simply dismissed the ironically accurate claim. "C'mon Amy, lets go get naked in the shower together and platonically rub each other down with soap."

Amy put the box on the table before quickly complying. "Okay"

The Doctor of the crew threw his claws up in celebration. “Hurray! Epidermal cleansing! Perhaps Zoidberg can…”

“NO!!!” Both females answered simultaneously. The crab looked dejected and he bowed his head and walked out to his dumpster/apartment.

Having showered and changed into their skimpy and demeaning uniforms Amy and Leela boarded the Planet Express ship and took off toward the planet of the water people. "Good thing Fry isn't coming with us this time. I'd hate for him to do something stupid like drink the Emperor again." Leela reminisced about that time as Amy gave her two cents. "Guh, that was such a dumb move... although it did help me break in those new shoe when we got to kick him and make him cry he Emperor out."

Leela tilted her head back thoughtfully as she remembered, “Oh yeah. He was about to cry when he thought I was dead. He’s so sweet, caring about my mortality… Hey wait a minute. I just realized that we tend to die and come back to life a lot in this job. Have you ever noticed that?” Leela looked to Amy for confirmation.

“Hey your Right. We’ve died and resurrected more times then most religious figures have. Do we get hazard pay for that?” Amy looked hopeful at the prospect for more money. Leela looked back to the window to concentrate on driving as she answered. “I don’t know. We’ll have to ask Hermes when we get back. Assuming we’re alive…. Or resurrected.”

The giant green ship fly down and park much closer to the palace this time so Amy could get out and walk without the chance of dehydrating and accidentally drinking someone. As she walked into the main hall there was a bottle sitting on a big chair near the back of the room with a light shining on it. Meanwhile Leela stayed in the ship, kicked her heels up onto the dash board and pulled out a situationally correct magazine to read.

Amy reached the throne and felt a little thirsty and reach for he bottle. As she drank the contents she found the palace guard all pointin

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