The Admiral's First Night Battle (A KanColle Fanfiction) (F/m, threesome, incest-ish)

Story by Parallax

I wrote this story for the 2016 fanfiction contest, but I wasn't happy with it. I just felt it wasn't up to my standards. So, I've spent some time rewriting and streamlining it, and decided I might as well post it back up here, if only for posterity. If you already read it in the contest thread, feel free to skip it, as it's not massively different. On the other hand, if you haven't read it before, this is the definitive version.

For those not familiar with the source material, the premise of the game is that the characters are girls transformed into personifications of WWII-era warships led by an admiral (the player) into battle against the Abyssal Fleet, a mysterious force of evil female monster/ship girls who have conquered the oceans. It's mostly an excuse to have giant naval cannons strapped to the backs of cute girls, but the execution is good enough for it to outlast many other similar time-waster browser games, and give it multiple (terrible) anime adaptations.

The admiral of Tawi-Tawi anchorage was distracted. His mind was running through statistics and battle plans. He briskly walked down the hallway towards his office as the afternoon sun streamed in through the windows. At this rate he'd just barely have enough fuel needed for the next large-scale operation. He was mentally preparing the speech he'd have to give the subs to convince them to suck it up and go back to the Orel Sea for the 6th time this week, when he turned a corner and was rudely interrupted by a pair of giant breasts smashing into his face. Instinctively he recoiled, but a pair of strong arms quickly wrapped around his waist and held him tightly to the tall woman's body.

“Guess who~” A cheerful voice said with a giggle.

“Let me see... Which one of my subordinates would be so bold as to ambush me outside my office and try to smother me. I'm gonna' go with... Atago!”

“Pan-paka-pan! That's right!” The blond heavy cruiser let go of him and stepped back, her cheerful face beaming down at him. She was a full head taller than him with long blond hair and breasts nearly the size of his head that she somehow managed to smash into his face on a daily basis (Likely just to tease him). She was little a bit chubby, but you'd have to tear your eyes away from her distracting bust-line and shapely hips to notice. She was wearing her uniform, a long blue jacket over a lacy skirt with a cute little blue beret.

“Now what's this about smothering you?” she said pretending to be offended. “If I was going to do that, I wouldn't do it here in the hallway. I'd wait until you go back to your quarters tonight.” She said with a conspiratorial look.

“Hey, not so loud! What if somebody hears you?” The admiral quickly looked around the corner to see if anyone was in earshot.

“Don't worry, everyone else is out on training exercises or supply expeditions. And besides it's not like it's any big secret. I'm sure the whole base knows that you proposed by now.” She held up her hand to show the gleaming silver ring adorning her finger.

“You know it's only a provisional ring, right? We're not actually allowed to get married.”

“Oh I know, but maybe...someday, when this is all over...” She looked out the window with a wistful look on her face. Would it ever end? The abyssal attacks had been getting stronger and more frequent for years now, and nothing they did seemed to even slow them down. Every time his girls put their lives on the line to reclaim some tiny godforsaken island or worthless sandbar in the middle of nowhere the abyssals would come back just as strong as ever with new weapons and advanced models. How can you fight an enemy that doesn't need rest, fuel, or ammunition?

“I knew as soon as I told you you'd get nothing but handjobs from me until I got some commitment, I'd have that ring in no time.”

“Wha-what?” he nervously looked around again. “Please don't say such things in the middle of the hallway, Atago! Anyways, I already had the ring ages ago, I was just working up the courage.”

“Sure you were.” She said with a giggle. “I'm just giving you a hard time, you know.” She playfully slapped him on the back and he was nearly bowled over.

The girls often forgot their strength was so much greater than a normal human, though the admiral never forgot after spending a week in a cast after an ill-fated arm wrestling match with Maya, one of Atago's sisters. As it was quickly discovered conventional weapons were mostly useless against the Abyssal scourge, the world soon became desperate and turned to the occult. A combination of advanced technology, barely comprehensible pseudoscien

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