Delicious Banana

Story by Mr. Assume

My first troll post. This is my most amazingest story.

Story

Scene: The Kitchen

As was typical, Rei and Asuka found Misato passed on the table in the kitchen of the apartment she shared with the pilots of Evangelion units 01 and 02. The NERV commander was snoring face down in a pile of empty Yebisu cans. Amusingly enough, she was still tightly clutching a half-empty can of beer.

"Again?" Asuka said, eying the passed out Misato Kasturagi with disdain. "This is the third time this week. She's going to have a liver the size of a musk melon if she keeps this up."

"The Major is under enormous pressure-"

Asuka gave Rei a look of incredulity. "And we're not?" she replied before pointing at Misato. "She's not the one who grew a cock. Yet, I don't see either one of us drinking ourselves to death."

That was true enough. They had found a different outlet for blowing off steam. Asuka in particular had taken to using her new addition with gusto, leaving a trail of well-fucked female NERV personnel and classmates in her wake. But her favorite playmate by far was-

"Misato..." Asuka crooned as she bent down to lightly smack her hand against the NERV commander's face. "Wakey, wakey."

Misato grumbled incoherently but didn't wake up. Asuka looked back at Rei, giving the blue-haired girl a sinister grin. "She's completely wasted, as usual."

"You shouldn't do this," Rei admonished her fellow pilot as the redhead cleared the table by simply pushing the beer cans onto the floor in a brief cacophony of empty cans clattering against the hard tiles.

"Why not?" Asuka asked as she pushed the insensate NERV officer onto the table until she was sprawled out with her ass hanging off the edge. "She has her ways of dealing with the stress and I have mine."

"Her ways of dealing with stress don't include sexual assault," Rei noted mildly.

"Sexual assault?" Asuka said as she unbuttoned Misato's pants. "She wants this. You think she doesn't know what I do to her damn near every night? This is why she gets blind drunk four nights out of five."

"She wants to be sexually assaulted?" To Rei the concept seemed bizarre but both Asuka and Major Kasturagi were bizarre individuals. As was she herself.

Asuka nodded her head. "It's called plausible deniability. If she were to fuck me sober she'd be guilty of statutory sexual assault."

Rei nodded with sudden comprehension. "But if she's inebriated to the point of being unable to resist then she can't be blamed for what happens. Knowing the Major's proclivities...."

"Exactly," Asuka said, beaming triumphantly as she pulled simultaneously Misato's pants and panties down, baring the older woman's backside. Asuka took a moment to admire the well-rounded ass. "Nice ass. Let's see...." She reached down between Misato's legs and slipped her fingers into the gap between her thighs. "Sopping wet, what did I tell you?"

"A physiological response by itself shouldn't be construed as desire," Rei replied. "Particularly in a case where the subject is unconscious."

"Do you think she's really passed out?" Asuka asked as she straightened back up and held out the fingers she had slipped between the NERV commander's legs. "Want a taste?"

Asuka's fingers were glistening and Rei imagined she could smell Misato's scent. A neat trick in a room reeking of stale beer cans. In response to Asuka's question Rei merely shook her head.

Asuka shrugged. "Suit yourself," she said before slipping her fingers into her own mouth to suck them clean.

Rei watched as Asuka loosened her skirt and let it drop to the floor followed soon after by her panties. Rei couldn't help licking her lips as she watched Asuka line up her rigid cock with the slit of Misato's sex. She noted with interest that the redhead's cock was like Asuka herself; red and angry looking. It was a fairly lengthy cock but slender, the complete opposite of her own recent addition.

She wanted to move, to leave the room but something kept her rooted to the spot. Her eyes tracked Asuka's cock bouncing as the Evangelion pilot closed the distance between her and the comatose NERV commander. Her own skirt began to tent when she watched the tip of the redhead's cock part the slick lips of Misato's cunt.

Asuka threw her head back and cried out as she sank deep into her direct superior. "So good, so fucking good!"

Rei had to resist the impulse to lose her own garments as she watched her fellow pilot pump herself in and out of Misato's slippery grip. Asuka was clearly in her own world as she used the older woman for her own pleasure and not for the first time Rei considered joining her. Until that night she had always fled to her apartment to masturbate furiously, fueled by the memories of watching Asuka fuck their drunken commander.

Asuka was clearly enjoying herself as she took Misato with deep thrusts that

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