Naruto: Life's a Bitch (A Naruto Futanari/Shemale on Male Parody/Fanfiction)

Story by Sake Saiyajin

So, here it is! The Naruto futanari/shemale fanfiction/parody gift for my friend "naruto loves futas" (NLF for short!)

I decided to go ahead and work on this instead of updating my other stories, 'cause I've promised NLF for a few months now that I'd write a fanfiction about this idea. The details are inside the chapter.

Also, here are some links to this story on other sites:

Hentai-Foundry

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/ABottleOfSake/15728/Naruto-Lifes-Bitch

Fanfiction.net https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10917924/1/

Episode 1 Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Naruto franchise, which is really copyrighted and owned by Masashi Kishimoto, Shonen Jump, and Viz Media. The only materials that I can claim the copyrights for are original characters, original themes, and original plotlines. I’ve written this story for only entertainment purposes; as such I have made no monetary gain off this work of fiction. Please do not sue me. This story is intended for a mature audience only, and should not be read by anyone under the age of majority in their area. Anyone under the age of majority please leave now.

Thank you.

Author’s Note:

Well, here we are again, folks – ready for another fan-fucking-tastic futanari fanfiction adventure. I need a bit of your time before we begin, though.

I want to make it clear to all my readers that this story is being made as a gift for one of my favorite role players, “Naruto loves futas” or, just NLF for short. NLF usually role plays over in the “Back Rooms” section of futanaripalace, also usually focusing on the submissive roles of futa on male role plays.

NLF REALLY loves futa on male. ‘Course, NLF pretty much likes any futanari based role play as long as NLF gets the role of the submissive character. We’ve talked at great lengths about the various fetishes that NLF likes to include in role plays, which mirrors my own except on the submissive/masochistic end of the spectrum where as I usually go for the dominant/sadistic end of the spectrum. It works surprisingly well.

So, one day several months ago, NLF and I got to talking about Naruto futa art, especially the artist Nikoh who we both like very much. At some point we got to talking about NLF’s role play with fellow role player Sessha, titled “Naruto’s Harem”, which focuses on Naruto having a harem of shemales rather than futanari.

After another lengthy discussion about the absence of shemales in Naruto porn, we decided that we’d work on our own Naruto/shemale role play. But after some months, NLF’s life has gotten in the way, so I offered to write a fanfiction of the idea instead as a gift.

So that brings us here: this story is essentially my gift to NLF. I’m just kind enough to also post it online. So here we go!

Please enjoy:

Naruto: Life’s a Bitch

A Naruto Shemale/Futanari Parody and Fanfiction

By

Sake Saiyajin (SakeSJ/ABottleOfSake) the Determinator

Episode 1:

“All that Ends Well”

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The months following the end of the Fourth Shinobi World War were filled with one negotiation after the other. Regardless, peace seemed a possibility, all thanks to the efforts of one lone teenager, named Naruto Uzumaki.

Naruto, however, had the distinct pleasure of working with his esteemed grandmother figure Tsunade Senju to barter peace between the villages. It afforded him a unique and valuable look at the life of the Hokage.

In the meantime, Naruto refocused on several important aspects of his life, namely his training and love life.

Following the events of the war, Naruto found that he had earned the attention of many of his female comrades. Of note however was the only girl who ever confessed to him.

Naruto’s first forays into dating were awkward and embarrassing. But he was thankful for them. He got to watch as Hinata Hyuuga slowly opened up to him and revealed more of her sarcastic and sensual side to him. It was a unique experience hampered only by Naruto’s adamant refusal for intimacy, something that strained their relationship slightly. As it was, Naruto was hesitant to bring up his “curse” to the other teenager. He’d had lengthy discussions with Tsunade about the curse, and while the Hokage had assured him that she was seeking a cure for him, in the meanwhile, Naruto had to contend with the hormone driven lust of a teenage kunoichi wanting to get into his pants.

Of course, naturally, things were not as they appeared. Hinata herself had her own “curse”; though calling it a curse was really stretching the truth. It was one of those things that made her a kunoichi, something that her “female” peers all shared i

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