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Association of Sexy Scientists

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Being a loli scientist was never easy. Particularly when one was surrounded by stupendously titted amazons in lab coats and high heels. Not to mention bras constructed from industrial re-bar and suspension cable. In such cases delicious flat chests tended to get over-looked.

Mai Khunt examined her fellow scientists on the podium and frowned. Other than her every one of them topped six feet. Worse, they all had racks the size of watermelons. "And the brains of bimbos," she whispered to herself, sneering at the assembled doctors.

"Doctor Khunt?"

Mai was visibly startled as she was snapped out of her train of thought. "Ah, yes, so as my esteemed colleague was saying, we are now onto the final testing stage before releasing the product to market. What you will see today is the culmination of years of research and work. Today, right before your eyes, we will demonstrate the effects of tittianus gigantadrolwhen we inject a cadre of volunteer test subjects. From this day forward the women of the world no longer need suffer the curse of small breasts!"

"Looks you need some of your own medicine, Doc," a voice called out from the audience to hoots of laughter.

"I'm a scientist!" Mai snarled back. "Real scientists don't experiment on themselves." Certainly she never experimented on herself after the lab disaster involving the compound for erectile dysfunction, hardronex growmanium.

She glared at her fellow scientists who clearly hadn't exercised similar caution. "I'm a doctor but I'm not Doctor Frankenstein." She turned to direct her glare to those standing off to the side of the podium, bringing her hand down in a chopping motion. "Send them in, let's get this over with."

A line of young bare-chested young women filed in, taking their places on the podium in a single line. Mai noted that despite appearing in their late teens to early twenties none of the women had breasts bigger than very small A-cups. Many of them were as flat-chested as herself.

Selecting a syringe from one of the wheeled medical carts placed on the podium she held it up and flicked it to rid the syringe of air bubbles. "Two years ago we B.I.G.A.S.S. scientists pounded erectile dysfunction into submission. Today we will do for breasts what we did for penises."

She injected the volunteer first in line with the contents of the syringe while her fellow doctors did the same further down the line of young women. She was quick and clinical. With scorn she noted that her fellow doctors weren't nearly as efficient as her. What sort of doctor couldn't even handle a syringe properly she wondered as she watched Doctor Lajunkia Eltrunkia fumble while trying inject the compound into the nipples of one of the volunteers. Fuck, syringe handling 101 was the very first class one took at Mad Scientist University!

Mai knew she was the only real B.I.G.A.S.S. genius. The rest of them had more tits than brains. In fact, they'd most surely be smarter if their tits were brains.

Finally, they finished the task of injecting the compound into all the test subjects but not before being treated to the sight of Doctor Atonna Bajaina breaking a heel and tumbling to the floor with her lab coat flipped up over her fat rump, mooning everyone present.

Then it was happening. A hush fell over the vast auditorium as volunteers' chest began to grow. Completely flat chests swelled to A-cups then B-cups. Soon they were filling out to D-cups and beyond. A cheer rose from the audience. Success!

Everyone present watched as nipples distended, growing longer and thicker to match the growth of the breasts they belonged to. It wasn't hard to imagine the great gouts of milk they would provide to those future babies who would someday give suck.

Then disaster struck. One and then another of thick long nipples formed a bulbous protrusion. Those protrusions quickly took shape, taking a very familiar helmet-like appearance....

There was a scream from the audience. "Dick-nipples!"

All hell broke loose as more and more of the test subjects grew dick-nipples. People ran for the exits, causing pile-ups at the doors as everyone struggled to be the first to escape.

Turning from the complete pandemonium of the panicking crowd Mai was disgusted to see that her fellow B.I.G.A.S.S. scientists had fled the auditorium by using the stage exits, leaving the hapless volunteers to their fates.

The dick-nipples were continuing to grow, both in length and girth. Mai knew she didn't have long before the dick-nipples gained enough mass to crush everyone in the auditorium. If she didn't come up with a solution soon then hundreds of people would die, inc

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