Blazblue Futa Story: Not-so Lacking Lady!

Noel Vermillion cautiously walked down the streets of Orient Town, the smell of noodles and stir fry consumed the air, but food will have to wait. She had to capture her superior officer, Jin Kisaragi, and she wanted this mission done as quickly as possible.

The streets themselves weren't too crowded, but it gave Noel a sense of claustrophobia, shrinking away from the unfamiliar crowds, she wished Makoto or Tsubaki were here to help her, they'd at least make the ordeal better rather than making any more uncomfortable that it is.

She passed the clinic, home to her sworn enemy, Litchi Ling-Faye. While the doctor was nice, sweet, and considerate, everything one would hope from a doctor; it was her... breasts that filled the lieutenant with jealousy every time they crossed paths, and the panda that held her hair... no woman should be that lucky.

Now that she thought about it, Litchi would commonly have that one member from the Kaka clan around her. The same judgemental cat that would always point out Noel's greatest flaw (by her stand point anyways), her small, useless A-cups.

She shook her head of such thoughts, she was on an important NOL mission, to detain her former major. What worried her was that the infamous criminal “Ragna the Bloodedge” was out there too. Noel was frightened with the aspect of running into him, but she is duty-bound to arrest him. The mere thought of that made her pine for her friends even more.

Noel's stomach grumbled with fervour, making the gunner feel weak in her knees. She grimaced as acquiring sustenance became higher on her priority list. She turned and walked into the nearest restaurant.

Noel sat down at a table, and began going through the menu.

“Lacking... Lady...”

The ghostly voice made Noel jump in freight, she looked around the restaurant to find the source, but failed to see anything. While concerned, she went back to her menu, keeping an eye out for the prankster... or ghost responsible.

“Help... Me...”

Again, the voice caught Noel off guard, nearly falling out of her seat. The waitress set down a glass of soda pop, and walked away, ignoring the gunner's paranoia. Noel took a careful sip form her soda and went back to her menu, shaking like a leaf in the wind.

“Feed... Tao...” The voice felt like it was directly behind Noel, she turned around slowly to see nothing. After a few seconds of looking, a new form consumed Noel's vision; wearing a large beige hoodie with cat ears on the hood, evil red eyes, and a set of razor sharp teeth with drooling hanging off the corners of the mouth. “FEED TAO, NEOW!” Needless to say, Noel screamed and hit the offender with the side of Bolverk.

“You didn't have to hit Tao so hard, Lacking Lady, meouchie,” Taokaka, a warrior of the Kaka clan said. She was rubbing the back of her head from the decisive blow that must have caused her brain to jump all around the Kaka's head.

“You shouldn't have scared me, it was very rude of you to do that, and please stop calling me 'Lacking Lady' please,” Noel scolded, she put her guns away, sipping on her soda; while Taokaka was nursing the bump on her head, Noel ordered a simple udon. The fact that the Kaka was here worried, if Tao was here, it usually meant that either Ragna or Litchi were nearby... or Mister Shishigami, she silently hoped it was Mr. Shishigami, while he was quite moronic (he did mistake Noel for a boy), he at least wasn't a wanted criminal or a woman with a massive set of breasts. “So is there anyone with you?”

“Nope, just Tao. Now feed Tao, Tao's dieing here, mew,” Taokaka groaned. Tao immediately noticed the bowl heading for their table, her drool coated the wooden surface as it was presented for Noel's consumption. “Please... give Tao a break.”

Noel didn't even get the chance to separate her chop sticks before guilt filled her heart. She stared into the sad eyes of the Kaka girl, and all resistance the gunner had was gone, she pushed her soup towards Taokaka and ordered another bowl. “Sweet! Thanks Lacking Lady!” Noel immediately felt regret for giving her udon away. But it didn't matter, she still had her own soup coming soon.

Noel felt full, the udon sloshed happily in her belly, while she didn't like the idea of paying for two bowls of soup, she was at least content. She noted that Tao was walking next to her. “So whadda you to, Hat person?”

“At least it isn't Lacking Lady,” Noel thought, believing her luck is coming around. “I am looking for Major Jin Kisaragi, and since I bought you food... I want you to tell me everything you h

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