The MILF Next Door: Cutting Grass and Fucking Ass

The MILF Next Door: Cutting Grass and Fucking Ass

Autumn gazed up at the display window of the local BUY MORE in rapt wonder. Behind the sheet of glass stood two unactivated gynoids. She turned to me, her hazel eyes sparkling with an enthusiasm I didn't share. "Aren't they cool?"

I rolled my eyes and sighed. "Yeah, yeah, fembots are so cool."

She frowned, her expression that of a teacher correcting a particularly stupid student. "They're not called fembots, Summer. The proper term for them is gynoids."

"Okay, gynoids," I said. "Sheesh, who cares anyway?"

"Do you think Mom would buy one for me?"

I just stared at her. "Are you fucking stupid? Mom isn't going to shell out that sort of money just so you can have a robot to do your chores for you."

"What if it was for both of us?"

"Hmmppp!" I snorted in derision, sticking my nose in the air. "What would I want with a stupid fembot, excuse me, gynoid anyway?"

Autumn puzzled over that for a moment, absently tugging on her ponytail. "Well, she could do your chores for you."

I sneered at her. "Weak. The chores aren't that big a deal."

"She could help with your homework," she said, sounding desperate.

I looked at her with contempt. "I'm not the one who needs help with her homework."

At first she seemed to be frantically racking her brains but when she gave me a sly smile I knew she had found what she must have though was a sure-fire winner. "You know, all gynoids are anatomically correct."

I totally missed her point. "Huh? What do I care about that?"

It was her turn to give me the 'you're an idiot' look. "Think about it, dummy. Anatomically correct. What fun thing do you think you could do with an anatomically correct gynoid?" She grabbed her crotch for emphasis. "We could share her. Half the time she does whatever I want to do and the other half you could do your nasty shit with her."

She was right! I just stared at her in shock. I never would have thought she would make such a suggestion. She really wanted a gynoid. Moreover, it was a tempting argument.

Despite my belief that Mom would cave she had cut me off after The Incident. That night, just as I had predicted, at one minute to midnight I had been balls-deep in Mom's cunt happily pounding away. We had fucked until dawn and I dumped enough cum in Mom's pussy to float a small canoe. But ever since Mom had been true to her word much to my surprise and dismay. After that, the only thing I got to pound was my fist.

So, in short, yes, a fuckable fembot sounded really good. Autumn had found my weak spot after all. But there was just one problem. "No way is Mom just going give us money to buy a gynoid. Especially after she just had a RINNAI tankless water heater installed."

Autumn gave me a funny look. "What are you? An advert?"

I sighed. "Don't you remember? The RINNAI tankless water heater came with FREE instillation as long as we mention the RINNAI tankless water heater fifty times to our friends and family? Well, you're my family. I think."

Comprehension dawned on her face. "That's right. I really love taking showers with our new RINNAI tankless water system. Now I never have to worry about running out of hot water!"

I nodded in complete agreement. "Not only that but a RINNAI tankless water heater is much more energy and cost efficient than conventional water heaters."

Autumn gave me a curious look. "So, how many times do we have left?"

I pulled a scrap of paper and a stubby pencil from my pocket. "Well, we had already mentioned the RINNAI tankless water system thirteen times, so...that makes a total of nineteen now." I made six marks on the paper.

"So we only have to mention the RINNAI tankless water system thirty one more times," Autumn said.

"Now it's only thirty times," I pointed out, making another mark on the paper.

"Cool beans," she said. "C'mon, let's stop over at the SHOP&GO. I want to buy a PEPSI ZERO and

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