Accidental Motherfucker

Story by Evil Empire

Just for shits and giggles. I found the title amusing so I banged out a story as an excuse to use it. The story is rather crap but maybe you'll get a chuckle or two from it.

Accidental Motherfucker

Accidental Motherfucker

Jerking off in the shower is almost always an exercise in frustration for me. Even while I'm fapping away there's an invisible clock in the back of my head ticking away the seconds until either I run out of hot water or Mom busts into the bathroom to yell at me for using up said hot water. On top of that, for me standing up while jerking my cock isn't the most comfortable position, it's much easier to spank out a load sitting or lying down. But mostly it's that fucking clock in the back of my head counting down the seconds that makes jerking off in the shower so damn har-er, difficult.

Given a choice I'd much rather toss a load off in my bedroom and I usually do when given the opportunity. That is, when my little sister isn't home or is otherwise occupied with something that keeps out of our bedroom. Yeah, I share my bedroom with my sister. How much does that absolutely blow?

Anyway, to get the point, my sister was home and I was furiously beating off in the shower. I stroked my well-soaped cock with my right hand while clutching a bar of soap in my left in case my cock needed a re-soaping.

I was in the zone, or nearly so. I could feel that familiar and welcome pressure at the back of my cock and I knew that soon I would reach the point of no return. I was fantasizing about the girls in my gym class. Or more specifically, fantasizing about fucking them all in the girl's locker room. I pictured them all naked and lined up; faces pressed to the cold concrete floor with their smooth round asses up in the air for my inspection.

As my fantasy-self lined up behind a pretty blonde whom I hated I groaned and tilted my head back. I was so close! The thought of hate-fucking that little bitch was driving me closer to the edge and I pushed my body into a taut arc, standing up on my tippy-toes in anticipation of my long-awaited cum.

Then Mom burst into the bathroom and ruined everything!

"Summer! Get your ass out of that shower now! How many times do I need to tell you that you're going to use up all the water?"

Fuck! My fantasy faded away and so did the orgasm I had worked so hard to get. I managed not to curse out loud but I sure the fuck was swearing up a blue streak on the inside. Outwardly though I managed to sound bored, detached even. "Mom, I'm not going to use up all the water," I replied through the shower curtain. "I might use up all the hot water but there will still be water coming out of the showerhead."

Mom didn't find my cleverness the least bit funny. "How'd you like that smart mouth of yours eating a bar of soap? Now get out of the shower!"

"Okay, okay, in a minute," I grumbled. I was still stroking my cock even though the cliff I had been driving myself towards had receded far into the distance. I knew it was hopeless but I hated giving up after coming so close.

"Now, missy!" Mom yanked the shower curtain open, giving us both an incredible shock.

"Mom!" I screeched as I yanked my hand away from my cock and twisted away from her at the same time. The forgotten bar of soap fell from my left hand and landed unnoticed on the slick floor of the tub.

"You were masturbating?" she said, shocked.

With one hand I tried to cover my cock while trying to hide my tits with other. More or less useless gestures; my cock was much too hard and long for my hand and my tits were also too large to be covered completely although I was able to hide my nipples.

"Yes!" I yelled, humiliated. Being caught whacking your meat by your mother is the worst. Worse even than being caught by your sister. "Sometimes people do that, you know!"

"God, I didn't need to see that," she said, averting her gaze away from my cock. Only she seemed to have difficulty keeping her gaze averted as I noticed her glancing back at it. "Anyway, get out of the damn shower. I need a shower myself before I go to bed. I'll deal with you after I finish taking a shower."

That's when I noticed she was wearing a towel wrapped around her, tucked over her breasts and hanging down just far enough to cover her ass and pussy.

"What are you waiting for?" she snapped. "Get out before the water runs cold!"

I stepped out of the tub. Or I would have if I hadn't stepped on the bar of soap that had slipped out of my hand. So instead, I fell out of the tub with a shrill screech of surprise. In a desperate attempt to keep myself from falling flat on my face I instinctively reached out to grab Mom to steady myself. Unfortunately, I only managed to get a hold of the towel wrapped around her. With my forward and dow

... more on the forums ...