My Little Pony: It’s good to be the Princess - Chapter 13 added 8th March 2016

Story by cuteycindyhoney

Princess Twilight Sparkle has a mishap with a new temporal spell. Instead of sending her #1 assistant Spike 5 years into the future, she has instantaneously aged her own body 5 years! Outwardly, there is very little difference. That is except for one not so small detail. A few years after a Unicorn becomes a princess and grows her wings, there is a small but real possibility she may also grow a penis. Since Twilight skipped over all the signs of this change, she was unable to use her magic to prevent it! Now the fledgling princess is faced with a crisis. She just popped her very first "wing-boner" while Rainbow Dash is giving her a flying lesson, and it isn't just her wings springing to attention!

01 It’s good to be the Princess My Little Pony: It’s good to be the Princess

A Clopfic,

By Honey Moon

“Twilight, are you sure about this?” The baby dragon asked nervously. “You know I don’t doubt you and all, but couldn’t someone else be the test subject, just this once?”

“Hush Spike, we have to concentrate.” Twilight Sparkle’s body tensed. The newly ascended princess focused the forces within her body, and her horn began to glow.

She lowered her head and moaned softly. The Alicorn spread her four legs, hooves digging into the rich warm soil as she braced herself against the magical flux pulsating within her. With a sudden rush, her body was overcome with the magical release. Her friend Rarity had a hint of this feeling, but since Twilight’s special talent was magic itself, she felt it to a far greater extent. As a rule, Unicorns never spoke of this secret little side effect of magic usage. They preferred to keep the slightly embarrassing benefit to themselves.

Twilight let out a shuddering gasp as her body calmed. This time was more intense than even that first time she had teleported. It came very close to the feelings she experienced while thinking of that Palace guard Flash Sentry, or Applejack’s strong and quiet brother, Big Macintosh. Well, not just thinking. Those special times often involved clutching a pillow tightly between her hind legs and sort of humping and writhing against her bed until she nearly passed out from the secret pleasures of the night.

Spike saw the light of the magical discharge through tightly closed eyes. He waited a bit before opening them. He patted down his body and let out a relieved sigh. The dragon tried to hide his grin of pure relief. “Oh, I’m sorry Twilight. Your new temporal spell didn’t work.” He sighed. “Not that I would have minded, but it would have been nice to see me and Rarity married five years in the future.”

Twilight felt really strange. There was an odd tightness under her belly. Her number one assistant’s romantic fantasy fell on deaf ears. “Spike?” she whispered. “I, I think it might have worked. Just not quite the way I imagined. Instead of sending you five years into the future, I think I matured my body five years!”

“Five years? Are you sure?”

“Yes! Once a Unicorn grows wings and becomes a princess, it takes an additional five years for certain “other” changes to become apparent. I didn’t get any of the warning signs! I skipped right over them!” She took a deep breath, trying to calm down. “Tell me Spike, do, do I look any, uh, different? Look EVERYWHERE!”

Spike inspected his friend carefully. “No, you look the same to me.” As he walked around Twilight, his eyes opened wide and nearly popped right out of his head as he gazed in shock at what was quivering under her belly. “Holy guacamole, Twilight, you’re a stallion now!”

“No I’m not, Spike! I, I’m a hermaphrodite! I’m still a filly, that, that’s just extra! It’s a very rare but natural occurrence with Alicorns. It happens to a lesser extent with regular Pegasi too.” She grinned manically. “I really should write princess Celestia a report on Pegasi Population Pressure and the Permanent Placement of Penile Protuberances when the baseline male population drops too low.”

“Twilight, you have to calm down!”

The princess sobbed. “Oh Spike, I didn’t want this! When I noticed the warning signs, I planned on magically suppressing the member to prevent it from growing and maturing. That way I would remain a normal filly. It’s a very simple spell. That’s what Cadence used so my BBBFF wouldn’t get a big scary surprise on their wedding night!”

Spike scratched his head. “Twilight, um, is that why there’s no, uh, boy Alicorns?”

“I don’t know! Princess Celestia told me that she and Luna were born Alicorns, but once a regular Unicorn’s magic becomes sufficiently powerful, she can become one too. It happens so rarely, that this is the first time in recorded Pony History that there are four princesses living at once! There are four of us now, and no males!”

Spike thought a moment and giggled. “When a Unicorn’s magic becomes sufficiently powerful? I bet the Great and Powerful Trixie is really annoyed.”

“SPIKE!”

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