A Brief Intermission [Homestuck](Futa/Female, Breast Expansion, Tentacles, Lactation)

Story by thatguy

​A Brief Intermission

It can get rather boring, being trapped upon a meteor hurtling through the farthest reaches of the Furthest Ring. And it was a fact that was becoming harder and harder to ignore, no matter how hard it’s inhabitants tried to do so. And the two young paramours currently taking a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand through it’s dark depths were no exception to this rule.

“You know, Kan-Dear, I have been thinking lately...” Said the pale-skinned human who wore voluminous orange rose bearing a shining yellow sun upon her breast, a deep hood pulled back and leaving her round and cute face bare.

“Oh? How Very Peculiar Of You, Rose, Usually You Do So Little Of That.” Quipped the human’s troll companion. Her skin a dusky grey, almost blending with her dark black clothes, her only splash of color a blood-red ankle-length skirt, but even then she was practically monochromatic next to her ostentatious companion. Candy corn colored horns poked through her raven-black hair, one a straight spike, the other a crooked hook.

“Well I had been thinking that your mastery of our ‘human sarcasm’ is now all but complete,” The troll giggled at this, “But mostly I have wondering about your race and your culture.”

Kanaya looked partly surprised, and mostly confused. “Is The Book You Took From Karkat Not... Educational Enough?”

“It’s certainly informative, yes, but I find it rather dry and long-winded. And coming from me, that’s saying something. And, of course, while theoretical knowledge is always nice, it is sometimes better to have more... practical knowledge as it were.” Rose said with a wry smile.

“Why Whatever Do You Mean?” Kanaya asked, feigning ignorance, although dark green coloring of her cheeks Rose suspected she knew exactly what she meant.

“Well there are... certain physical differences between female and male trolls, although from what I understand your primary sexual characteristics are identical. And it would seem that your secondary sexual characteristics are similar to that of us humans.”

“A Rather Clinical Way Of Saying It.” Kanaya added, further proving her vice-like grasp of sarcasm. Rose laughed it away though, in truth she often so overly-analytical simply because she enjoyed the reactions it got out of her friend.

“Well then, to get to the point, Darling Kanaya, I’m asking why you have breasts.” She stated as matter-of-factly as possible. The troll’s cheeks turned a deeper shade of green as she blushed harder, trying to stutter out a response. Rose had been skirting the question of the specifics of troll sexuality for a while now, and it was a question that Kanaya felt oddly embarrassed about, at least when it came to explaining it to Rose. The troll took a deep breath, and had no choice but to bite down on the proverbial bullet like it were a rather less proverbial neck from which to “taste the rainbow” as Dave put it.

“In The Matters Of Black Romance In Order To Facilitate The Actual Act Of Stimulating The Glands To Fill The Filial Pails Without The Two Trolls Harming One Another, The Females Can, If Necessary, Begin To Secrete A Hormone-Laden Liquid That Can Make The Partner More Compliant And Cooperative. It Can Also Be Used In Matters Of Matespritship If One Of The Partners Is, For Whatever Reason, Uncooperative At The Time When The Imperial Drones Have Come Demanding Genetic Material.”

Rose took a moment to digest the information. She had been expecting Kanaya to rebuff her and refuse to answer, and was a little shocked that she was as forthcoming with information as she had been.

“So, basically what you’re saying is that you can... lactate an aphrodisiac from your breasts?” Rose asked.

“I’m Not Quite Sure What ‘Lactate’ Means, But Yes. I Secrete An Aphrodisiac. If Necessary.” Understandable, thought Rose, despite their physical similarities Trolls were not mammals, and thus wouldn’t lactate milk. But still, this new information was very intriguing to the young woman.

“I want to see.” She said bluntly. Kanaya had been dreading this, but as the old Trollian saying went, in for a murder, in for a genocide.

“As You Wish, Dear.” She said with a resigned sigh before lifting her shirt. Her body was soft, but could be considered neither chubby nor lean, and her grey skin was smooth and unblemished. Her breasts were small and pert, no larger than Rose’s, and barely needing of a bra, and were capped by bright green areola , though curiously did not appear to have any actual nipples, and were completely smooth despite the coloration. Again, Rose was shocked that Kanaya, who h

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