I'm wrotonmg this while I'm drunk (intentionally bad for the lulz futa on male)

Story by SleepingSword

I'm gonna leave the mispellings partially because it makes it funnier and partially beacuase I don't care. This story is a joke so don't take it seriously. A new chapter of that story I take wayyyy tooo seriiously is forthcoming. I bet I could type easier if I wasn't bend over a couch not even looking at the screen. Ok now I picked up the keyboard.

Noe I font knoethe rules of this site and I'm not about to look them up but I find every word I'm wiritng to be hilarious right now so I hope this doesn't get me in torbkle. Serooisly you need a sence of humor. And no these spelling errors aren;t on purpose I';,m just typing quickly with bad gabd eye coordianation and stuff and not going back because right now I finfd it funnier. Anyways the dickgirl story. I bet you've seen worse lets be honest.

basically I'm refuting to use the back yey as I'm writing this.

"What the fuck?"

"I gave you a dick. duh."

"why?"

"To punichs you for not talking to me for such a long time. I know a vagina can cum harder and feel more than a fick but it amusies me more to watch a dick come because I can relate to it more. That's the whole reason fuf futanari. That and the whole bi=curipus thing."

"Your just a fag that wont admit it"

"Your the shemale not me so whore you calling a far"

"That's offensive"

"Uh you just used the word faq I can't thingk of anything much more insensitive and offensive:"

"No I mean the word shemale that's offensive to transgendered women."

"yeah I'm sprru about that I' hate the title of thaty story anyways I've delete atht sotry tomarrow and give it a better title. I can never spell tomorrow without witing tomarrow mu brain just can't do it."

"Yhsyd cuz you suck at spelling"

"home keys damnit! I'm getting all pretentious at leasts... wow I spelled pretentiouys right? I mean the first time anyways all pretentious with that Duke Jake Carson story an think I can make it into a novel and i feel it's too good to be dickgirl fiction I mean I got alot of ideas in my head and stuff"

"sry anyways I have a dick and I'm a girl right? or am i the guy do we hav names? nvrmnd. also you;ll still have some sex scenes right"

"I can't imagfine it to be adolencent fiction otherwise. catgirls, cyborgs, monstertrucks, romanticism, secks, violence, ripping off dune, "inspired" by Ice and Fire what more could you want"

"A girlfreind who doesn't abandon me and make me want to get drunk so the pain becomes funny?"

"using humor to cover up pain we gotta put that in the novel yeah thats all deep and shit. Also I'll still post it here."

"Ok were done talking about your pretentious (wow spelled right again bet I cant do that sober its kinda like that episode of family guy where ah hell yall saw it) story that no one but you cares about"

"I'm the only one that matters the more you think about it me and my lv 79 LKajitt I hope Hearthfire gives new superhard difficulty and new CHEEVOS I mean if you cant my moony give me chevoes its only fair 200 per 8-0 MSP and even drunk MSP and its base 8 bullshit is bullshit"

"AAAAAAANYWAYS back to the whole dickgirl fiction thing"

"Oh yeah. For some reason I somehow magiced you into a futa"

"My vagina still has more feeling than a male fenis so I see no real need to use it"

"Fine then you are a sh= I mean transexual now abracadabra"

"My pussy! how could you... was that b movie annough?"

"now you cant fee; the extreme orgasms women can and men cant that are the coventent your gender had with nature that is why we men get to rule the world and stuff and dont have labor pains and stuff"

"thats sexist or ture IO forget which"

"either that or you ate an apple I forgert which. EIther way when you think about it forcing a woman to use a duck instead of a vagina giving them much less feeling so that we can relate to their please as opposed to a much greater pleasure we men can never know (so then does that mean nothing is more chavanistic than a cuntboy forcing a girl to fuck him with her ccock? This s the sorta piercing insite you don't jave sober think about it) so then futa is the ultimate mdom"

"oh poor little me I guess I'll have to fuck your asshole"

"ouch"

"but you poop from there?"

"you shoudl have said "enough talk its time for buttsecks""

"now that should be a meme. anyways you sure are tight. all these years of futa porn and you never thought to shove a dildo up there?"

"I eat alot you ywould think that would streach me out"

"ph god there goes my boner"

"now you know how we feel when you-"

"pr would feel if you ever had a girlfreind who didnt abandon you and you only felt like talking about it anonymously online and even then only when drunk an d even the n only as a joke where yuoor truomg too homekeys damnit too hard to be funny and failing?"

"shut up before I give us both chainmail crotchles pants and chainmail condomswith sharp nails at the ened and we cockfight by tutrushing at each other trying to piecce each others balls"

"is that supposed to b

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