Naruto's Exploits (AKA Naruto IS Exploited) Futanari, Shemales, Ninja

Story by Sake Saiyajin

So, here it is, the first chapter of my futa on male Naruto centric porn parody. Well, the prologue, at least.

Because I aim for the story to be mostly about the sex, with very little in the way of plot, I decided to get the plot mostly out of the way and write a prologue with the majority of the back story written out. This reduces the need for me to explain things throughout the course of the story, saving me valuable time and keeping the flow of the story consistent as I don't have to explain anything during the sex scenes.

Anyways, there's no graphic sex in this chapter, because it's mostly as means to explain certain key aspects of the story, such as why Kushina's alive, why Naruto has a sister, why Tsunade's in the as the Hokage way sooner then canon, and why the fuck there is futanari in the first place. Still, there's a few scenes worth note, such as Kushina's masturbation scenes, and few scenes involving Tsunade, and several scenes involving Mikoto.

All and all, this chapter is mostly just used as an introduction, and as such could very well be ignored if all you what to read is sex. However, if you are even remotely interested in plot, I'm afraid you'll be totally lost if you skip this chapter.

I technically won't count this chapter as the one "official" chapter I was going to write before moving onto Breed: Zero again, because I think it would be totally cruel of me to leave ya'll without a sex scene or two to pass the time. So, I'm going to write the "official" chapter 1, and then get to writing Breed: Zero.

I'll have chapter 1 up in a few days. Maybe tomorrow or Tuesday, depending on how fast I type it up.

Anyways, rambling. Here's the prologue:

ZERO Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, or any other anime or fictitious work not created by myself. The only things I own is original characters, plots, and themes not covered in the original work of fiction. This story was written for entertainment purposes only, and as such I made no money off of this fanfiction. This story is intended for a mature audience, so anyone under the age of majority should leave, now.

Enjoy:

Naruto's Exploits

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To begin, we must first turn back the clock.

When the Sage of Six Paths first created the Tailed Beasts, his children noticed an unseen danger. Because of the unnatural chakra that a Tailed Beast produced, its effects on humans were frightening and, above all, unknown until then. When the First Senju and the First Uchiha learned of these effects, it spurred on the creation of seals to seal the Tailed Beasts into jinchuuriki.

Until then, though, the Senju and the Uchiha took the beasts and isolated them into remote parts of the world. For thousands of years the Tailed Beasts wandered these remote areas of the world, never interfering with human life.

Then, when war was brewing between Elemental Nations, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha summoned the Tailed Beasts from the far planes of the world and gifted them to the ninja nations. Having known the effects of the chakra of the Beasts, the two friends had planned that the gift of power would backfire and destroy the other nations. Having prepared for the danger, the two had undergone a lengthy sealing process to avoid the effects of the Tailed Beasts' chakra.

Of course, then things went to hell as Madara Uchiha betrayed the Leaf Village, took his brother's eyes, and tried to escape. In an effort to stop the Uchiha, Hashirama took up arms against his friend and went to battle.

They fought at what would later become the Valley of the End, with Hashirama aided by his wife, Mito Uzumaki. During the battle, however, in an act of desperation, Madara Uchiha summoned the Nine Tailed Fox into the valley. However, both ninja hadn't properly prepared for the appearance of the Nine Tails, and the effects of its chakra caused the two to become sick and their bodies to begin to shut down.

Before his final moments, Hashirama, in a valiant act, used his wife as a vessel to seal the Nine Tailed Fox. As a Uzumaki, the woman was gifted with a natural affinity for sealing techniques, as well as high chakra reserves and an unnaturally long lifespan.

Mito was forced to watch as her husband and his ex-friend breathed their last breaths, before taking their corpses back into the village and starting a burial for the two that lasted nearly a whole month as the village mourned the loss of the two. After that, Mito traveled back to the Land of Whirlpools, and become a sage for Whirlpool Village.

Ninja wars came and went, the world struggling to shrug off the odd disease that was created from the chakra of the Tailed Beasts. Unlike the Uzumaki who were masters of the sealing arts, the other jinchuuriki were unable to properly contain the chakra of the Beasts, and as such the chakra released a plague that decimated the other villages.

This plague, as it were, caused a drastic metamorphosis in females, and would kill males nearly

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