Breed: Zero (A Resident Evil Zero futanari parody)

Story by Sake Saiyajin

It's been a while since I've written any porn. Too long, it seems. I've tried picking it back up, but I've been having trouble being interested. It's so much easier to read porn instead of writing it, but considering that all my favorite futanari (and non-futanari) stories haven't been updated in a while, and don't seem to be any closer to being updated, I decided I wanted to try my hand one more time. Problem is, I had to decide on what I wanted to write. Mostly, I like writing original porn. But sometimes I can't help writing a bit of pornographic fanfiction. And while Naruto's all well and good, and that Overlord futanari fanfiction I'm working on sounds simply fantastic (futa-minions_on_shota-Overlord?) I really wanted something simple to grease my hands with after going so long without writing porn.

So, and idea struck me to investigate doing my own futanari parody. I really like porn parodies of the Resident Evil games, such as Resident Evil Ex: Zero, Resident Primevil Urges, and Resident Evil 1 Futa Remake. But the problem is that either the story isn't finished, or that they aren't written well. And sometimes, it's both. Disappointing. So, I decided to write. And write, and write. I caught up with Resident Evil (as far as Zero and Resident Evil 1, and the Remake), so I decided to start on the futanari parody. Do I intend to finish this? Yes. But I intend to write it at my leisure, which really depends on my mood. And my mood heavily depends on feedback from the readers.

Do I intend to make this a series? Let me think... uh, yes!

Of course, I'm lazy, like, super lazy, so, in my vast genius I decided to base this parodies off of the Resident Evil novels, because, mostly, the material is already prepared for me and all I have to do is adapt it to my version of the story.

You should note that there will be NO zombies. I personally think that the inclusion of futanari AND zombies is rather pointless and redundant. If I wanted to read a story of the Resident Evil characters being fucked by zombies I'd read a zombie centric Resident Evil porn parody. Making the zombies futanari as well just seems a tad bit ridiculous. One or the other, people. So, instead of zombies you get futanari. Instead of the T-Virus, you get the F-Virus. Instead of bio-weapons that kill, you get bio-weapons that rape. You getting all this? Of course, the various enemies throughout the parody will be futanarized versions of their in-game counterparts, like the Cerberus for example.

There's nothing wrong with a dog-futanari. Nothing.

Of course, since the F-Virus is essentially an STD, I had to think of a way to explain why the characters and run around, get fucked, and not be any worse for wear. It'll be a heavy plot point in the story, that'll make sense. Anyways, I'm rambling. Just read the first chapter. It has futanari, Rebecca, Billy, futa on female, futa on male, and cum inflation. So, yay! Oh, and I totally don't own Resident Evil, by the way. Nope. Not one bit.