The Saint (futa/f, f/f, anal, excessive size/cum)

Story by Luvbster

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From left to right: Shaundi, The Boss, Viola

I made this story for the 'Write a short story for the pic above you (details inside)' thread, but it turned out fairly long, so I wanted more people to see it. I'm a big fan of Saints Row, so I was easily inspired by this picture. I assumed the well-endowed one was the player character, referred to only as "the boss". The one on the left is Shaundi, on the right is Viola. I tried to make the story fit (loosely) in the game's world, and the characters similar (until they all have sex), so some elements might be confusing to people unfamiliar with the game. Hopefully it's still enjoyable to those who aren't. Just think of it as Grand Theft Auto on crack.

Warnings: the Saints Row universe is as silly as it is violent -

Story The Saint

"SHIT! GET DOWN!"

Bullets pelted the car, denting and ricocheting off the driver side while Shaundi and the Boss took cover on the opposite side. They were parked against a building in the middle of a T-shaped intersection, and black cars with red stars on them were pulling up on all three sides, unloading waves of black suited gangsters armed with automatic weapons.

Shaundi peeked over the hood of the car and quickly ducked back down as bullets sparked in front of her face. "HOW THE FUCK DID THEY FIND US SO FAST?" she yelled over the noise of the constant gunfire.

"REALLY DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW," the Boss yelled back. She reached into her massive cleavage and pulled out a grenade, then yanked the pin out with her teeth. She leaned in toward her lieutenant, "SHOOT NOW, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!" and tossed the grenade over the car. A second later the ground shook with the force of the explosion, and a burning gang car flipped through the air.

Using the distraction, both Saints stood and unloaded their own weapons on the gangsters. Their faces were polar opposites, Shaundi grimaced with fury, the Boss grinning with excitement as several of their enemies fell to the barrage of bullets. They quickly ducked back down to reload as a volley of fire came back their direction.

"I'M OUT!" shouted Shaundi.

"YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY AMMO??" the Boss replied incredulously.

"YOU SEE THESE PANTS!? WHERE THE HELL WOULD I PUT IT??" she shot back.

Bullets hit the tires on the other side, and the car hissed and slouched away from them.

"WELL, YOU'RE GONNA DIE, BUT AT LEAST YOUR ASS LOOKS GREAT!" the Boss winked at her.

"REALLY NOT THE TIME"

"AW, C'MON SHAUNDI!" the Boss grinned as she fished out two magazines from between her enormous tits. "YOU KNOW I'D NEVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO IT!" she tossed one to her.

Shaundi just smirked as she reloaded. "IS THAT A BRA OR AN ARMORY IN THERE?"

Another car exploded in the background. "CAN'T IT BE BOTH?" the Boss said as she let lose another stream of led at the thugs still surrounding them. Goon after goon dropped like flies. Just as it looked like they were winning, more black sedans rolled up and dozens more spilled out into the street.

"FUCK! THEY JUST KEEP COMING! ANYTHING LEFT IN THERE?" Shaundi leaned in towards her leader.

"NOPE! TAPPED OUT. GET SOME FROM THE TRUNK!" the Boss replied, leaning back against the car door.

"WE STOLE THIS CAR! YOU BLEW UP THE FIRST ONE, REMEMBER!?"

"OH YAH!" she laughed, "THAT WAS HILLAROUS!"

Shaundi rolled her eyes. "I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU STAY SO... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" She was staring at the Bosses shorts, one leg of which was much larger than the other.

The Boss glanced down. "IT'S MY COCK." She said matter-of-factly.

"I KNOW THAT, JACKASS! ARE YOU FUCKING HORNY!?!"

"ARE YOU NOT!?" the Boss grinned wider. She unzipped her shorts and out flopped a semi-flaccid 2-foot black python of a dick onto the concrete.

"SERIOUSLY!? JUST ONE LOOK AT MY ASS AND YOU WANNA DO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT??"

"HA! DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF BABE!" she looked lovingly at her cock and began to stroke the topside like a pet as it continued to bloat and stretch.

Shaundi huffed indignantly. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THEN?"

The Boss gripped the rear passenger door handle. "IMPROVISING!" With an amazing show of strength, she ripped the door right off its hinges. Turning it around, she held it like a shield.

"YOU MIGHT WANNA RUN!" the Boss yelled.

Shaundi looked worriedly back at her. "WHY?"

"BECAUSE THE CAR'S ON FIRE!"

A quick glance at the engine confirmed this was no longer a smart place to hide. The Boss gave Shaundi a push towards the front of the car, and she ran as fast as she could to the next available cover as bullets zipped all around her.

Once the firing was focused elsewhere, the Boss dashed out the opposite side of the car, door held in front of

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