Hypertrophic Herms ( I Guess This Goes Here?)

Story by cyngofhearts

I got somewhat bored and the chorus of California Gurls suddenly warped itself to be about herms. Who was I to refuse?

Also, I really had no idea where to post this sort of thing, so I apologize.

Greetings loved ones,

Let's take a journey

I know a place

Where the girls have a phallus

Hot, hard and slick

From all the pre shi's leakin' out

Sippin' gin and juice

Cocks out underneath the palm trees

The boys

Break their necks

Trying to creep a little sneak peak.

You could travel the world,

But nothing comes close to the Herm Coast

Once you party with us,

You might wake up changed...

Hypertrophic herms

We're irresistable

Calf-length cocks and

Udders to match.

Loads so big that they'll stretch your stomach out

Hypertrophic herms

We're undeniable

Long, wet, hard

We're ready to pop

Herm Coast represent

Now put your dicks up

Sex on a beach

The cum runs to our toes,

I'll fill

You up

And then you'll take a cum bath

You could travel the world,

But nothing comes close to the Herm Coast

Once you party with us,

You might wake up changed...

Hypertrophic herms

We're irresistable

Calf-length cocks and

Udders to match.

Loads so big that they'll stretch your stomach out

Hypertrophic herms

We're undeniable

Long, wet, hard

We're ready to pop

Herm Coast represent

Now put your dicks up

Long, hard

Wet and ready

Turn it up 'cause it's getting heavy

Wild wild herm coast

These are “girls” I love the most.

I mean the ones

I mean like shi's the one

Stroke hir

Suck hir

Kiss hir

The herm's a freak

Hir dicks two feet

The men on the beach

I'm okay

I will play

I love the herms

Just like I love FP

Nudie beach

And White Springs

Summer time is everything

Come on boys

Hanging out

All those bulges hanging out

Bikinis tankinis martinis

Big weenies

getting' all

In betweeny

You my lady

I'm lookin' there baby

I'm all up on you

Cause those nips could be six inches

Hypertrophic herms

We're irresistable

Calf-length cocks and

Udders to match.

Loads so big that they'll stretch your stomach out

Hypertrophic herms

We're undeniable

Long, wet, hard

We're ready to pop

Herm Coast represent

Now put your dicks up

What does it say about me that writing "weenie" makes me feel dumber than writing the song in general? =P