'I Wish I had a Dick' Futa/Male

Story by Aristotle

Hey all, this is my first foray into any kind of erotic writing ever. It's probably a little rough around the edges so any feedback would be massively appreciated! The conversation at the beginning was one my girlfriend and I had a couple of weeks back and I couldn't stop fantasizing about how it could play out. Well this is it! I've changed the names and stuff and other than the conversation this is all fiction! :P

This chapter is a tad light on sex I know, but it's more to set the scene than anything, and to see if it'd be worth carrying on writing more. So please comment away! Also I'm English, so some of my spelling will be different and some words that aren't rude over here might be rude to an American reader, so please bear in mind!

(All that spiel about this being fictitious stuff yaddayadda no offence is meant to anyone, if it's taken sorry but you shouldn't be here etc.)

I Wish I Had a Dick, Everything starts somewhere.

My girlfriend Georgina was beautiful, about 5’6” and quite a petite frame, but with a nice arse and thighs. Just longer than shoulder length black hair paired with brown eyes made her a pretty good looking, if not a tad common in south west England. This was running through my mind as we walked back from the shops and she was saying something about something about something, then in her Devonshire drawl she blurted out:

“Rich, I wish I had a dick, not to be a boy or anything, I just want to know what it’s like to stand up and piss, or get a blowjob!”

I chortled and said “yeah, it’s quite fun but ultimately we both know that with my luck if you had a dick it’d probably be bigger than mine!”

Her face lit up in laughter with that suggestion and again I thought of how lucky I was to get a girl so darned pretty! Boob size be damned! She might have a small rack but her face was a soft gorgeous thing that needed minimal makeup to keep in order.

We kept on chatting on the way back to my house, which was rented with 3 other people, 2 guys and a girl, and we soon reached the front gate and bundled into the living room where people where lounging around watching some new TV show that was being streamed off a laptop. 100% legal we were not in this house. We settled down but couldn’t get into the story, we had jumped in halfway through an episode, itself halfway through a series, but it had likable characters so I persevered. Georgina on the other hand stood up and said ‘Nope, can’t be arsed with this, Imma go nap. See you guys later, and Richard if you’re going to come up try not to wake me. I’m shattered!” With that she was gone and I tried to settle back into the show.

After a while I gave up and headed upstairs, reasoning I’d watch it later and actually understand it but now was time for snuggling. I opened the door and saw her lying on the bed she lay there in the foetal position, wrapped in the duvet, she looked so calm I thought as I slowly slipped myself under the covers to spoon her. Once I had wriggled myself under the blanket without waking her up and got into a comfortable position, I felt her leg and was surprised to feel smooth bare skin. She must have stripped her bottom half off in a fit because I could see them at the end of the bed in a pile, not one to pass over a chance of some nude snuggling I started to undo my belt and fly. When my hands worked the buttons I chuckled as I remembered how when I had first started seeing this girl she had said how she could never bear to sleep without pyjamas on, and now here she was always up for a naked cuddle.

She began to stir as my jeans where wiggled down to about my knees, staying still (though not really knowing why) I watched her roll over and reach an arm around me and pull me in. “Great” I thought, now I’m stuck here with my jeans around my ankles and no way to get them off... check that... what’s that there next to my crotch? Looking down I saw the head of my penis poking up at me... but I was wearing boxers still and this was further up... and upside down... Oh dear.

Nah, this couldn’t be happening, this was twilight zone kind of stuff here, people don’t just grow appendages during naps, or do they? My train of thought faltered as I looked down at it again. It wasn’t huge, it was flaccid and about 5 inches long from it’s head to where it based out in her pubic hair just above her balls. Great. Now she has balls too. On closer inspection it looked, well, like a dick. It had a foreskin, a red head hidden underneath and poking out a bit, and the balls looked just as hairy as the rest of her crotch.

Figuring that this was just a dream and to roll with it, because hey at

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