Sophie and Alexia in, Romeo and Juliet

Story by RLF_86

Hay, here is something a little different from me. It's only the first act and it took me AGES to write, much longer than i expected. I like playing with other peoples stories and hope to create an original and hopefully cleaver, (although I'm not confident it is) take on someone else work. So here it is let me know what you think as i may do more if they are liked. This is lets say... a story that Sophie wrote for her own self gratification. so without further ado here it is!

Warning contains bestiality, although this is a take on Romeo and Juliet it is not advised to study this as a legitimate version of Romeo and Juliet and the author takes no responsibility if quote this story and fail English. Some of the jokes are pointing fun at the original and if you don't get them you ant read it properly. (Or my jokes suck.)

Sophie Montafuta and Alexia Capulez

A Rome and Juliet spoof.

Two households, both alike in desires and fate of destiny,

In fair Verona, our scene unfold as if in dream,

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

Where civil cum makes civil lips unclean.

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of lust-crossed lovers take pleasure in each others life;

Whole depraved fantasies overthrows

Do in death bury their parents' strife.

The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,

And the continuance of their parents' rage,

Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,

Is now the erotic bedroom of our stage;

The which if you with patient hands attend,

What here thy mess, our tissue roll strive to mend.

Act 1, Scene 1

Outside a brothel, in the streets of Verona. Two men take stage.

SAMPSON; Ah, the House of Hearts. Such soft skin and gentle words does thy woman have.

GREGORY; Aye, soft lips and moist of pussy they have. Many pleasure a man doth earn; food, drink, friends and money. But one pleasure a man must pay for.

SAMPSON; Tis easy for a man to pay for sex. But doth thou always pay?

GREGORY; He doth, with coin, with life and with a bleeding ear from thy misses naggin tongue.

SAMPSON; Halt. Is that thy Montafuta I see before thy.

GREGORY; I spit at yonder Montafuta, thoust they seek to enter our brothel!

Two more men take stage.ABRAHAM, BENVOLIO

ABRAHAM; Your blocking the door, unless you mean to fight leave now.

SAMPSON; Show thy respect and talk with thy proper tongue!

GREGORY; I bite my thumb at yonder fools

A short scuffle and both men die for talking like TWATS!

BENVOLIO; Abraham what have you done!

ABRAHAM; Benvolio what was I to do? They both came at me.

Enter TYBALT

TYBALT; Benvolio you basted. I knew you were capable of killing, but these two were drunk, en guard!

Both men fight as the curtain drops.

By proclamation of the Prince;

In the last year the fighting in the state has escalated. Each night my guards brake up a fight between the Montafuta and Capulez, and in the last two weeks their efforts have been tripled. From now on, any fighting on a public space means death to all concerned.

Sophie reads the parchment Benvolio showed her.

SOPHIE; I think it's about time cousin, but death does seem quite excessive.

BENVOLIO; You know those Capulez, they can't be reasoned with. They will start the frays and will be the ones to suffer.

SOPHIE; Don't despair cousin, I'm sure the Prince has a bigger plan in mind.

BENVOLIO; And what of you. Do you still sleep with the beasts

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